We are very amused.

Because I am of British, Scottish and Welsh ancestry, and because I love Monty Python, when I saw this, I had to do it. Over and over again.

Because the first time is pure, that's the one inexpertly pasted into the sidebar. (Sarah! Help!) Others were just as apt.

Empress Stacia the Expensive of Lesser Cheese Winston (Lindsey, the cheese snob, will agree.)

Her Grace Lady Stacia the Careless of Hopton Goosnargh (oh my, careless is so me.)

Countess Stacia the Indecisive of Hoptonshire by Leer (I do not know where Hopton is, but apparently I rule there. Indecisive? So me again. How does it know?)

And, even though Papi is Cuban, we learned on our recent trip to St. Augustine, Florida that the Brits owned Cuba for a while. So let's get him one too, shall we?

Very Lord Luis the Rustic of Fishkill St. Wednesday (How appropriate! He used to go spearfishing in Cuba and he still does farmer blows! Can't get much more rustic than that.)

Ooooo, just imagine the wedding invitations!

And finally, introducing the true love of my life, the Most Noble and Honourable Abby the Contrite of Kirkby Overblow:

She's very regal, isn't she?